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Letters to the Editor

by | June 30, 2018 5:00 pm

Last Updated: June 27, 2018 at 11:10 am

Joann Wimberley’s vision of Ireland Creek

Ireland Creek could be beautiful park
Dear Editor:
Ireland Creek’s bed is a huge eyesore. We are missing an opportunity for an attractive natural park.
How can we make this happen?
I’m enclosing a picture of what it could look like. I hope our leaders and regular citizens will get behind this project.

Joann Wimberley

Obituary from the London Times
Dear Editor:
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
• Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
• Why the early bird gets the worm;
• Life isn’t always fair;
• And maybe it was my fault.Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches declined in attendance and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot She placed in her lap and when it spilled a little in her lap, she was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death:
• by his parents, Truth and Trust,
• by his wife, Discretion,
• by his daughter, Responsibility,
• and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 5 stepbrothers:
• I Know My Rights
• I Want It Now
• Someone Else Is To Blame
• I’m A Victim
• Pay me for Doing Nothing
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, you understand what a tragedy the passing of common sense really is.

Noel Ison

comments » 1

  1. Comment by Nancy Jo

    July 3, 2018 at 9:38 pm

    City Council would rather waste money on a chain link fence at the tennis court in forest Hills.

    They don’t even have a tennis coach for kids. They have to go to Saint George to learn tennis.

    Why waste money on Ireland Creek.

    That`s the way the City runs.
    They do what they want to do.

    Good Luck with that JoAnn

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